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I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it - after all, they've already given us tasteless bread.

Robert Orben

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Robert Orben
Age: 96
Born: 1928
Born: March 4
Magician
Writer
the United States of America
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Culinary
Bigs
Vegetables
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Cooking
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Bread
Tasteless
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Onion
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Onions

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