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Live your life so that if someone says 'Be yourself' it's good advice.

Robert Orben

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Robert Orben
Age: 96
Born: 1928
Born: March 4
Magician
Writer
the United States of America
Motivational
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Psychics
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When we laugh we temporarily give ourselves over to the person who makes us laugh.
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As much as we admire all the characteristics of a Ronald Reagan, as soon as something goes wrong, people will hate those same characteristics.
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If somebody accuses you in a story of being a crook, you can demand that they prove it. But if a comic says it and you protest, people say, 'What's the matter, you can't take a joke?
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To reduce stress, avoid excitement. Spend more time with your spouse.
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It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls.
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We're supposed to take our problems to a family adviser. Personally, I've never met a family adviser. They're all off somewhere listening to dirty stories.
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Lincoln was known to have walked miles to borrow books, to get the most rudimentary form of education. So what do we do on his birthday? We close the schools!
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I don't want to say anything about my kids...but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name!
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If you can get someone to laugh with you, they will be more willing to identify with you, listen to you. It parts the waters.
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THe world now has so many problems that if Moses had come down from Mount Sinai today, the two tablets he'd carry would be aspirin.
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Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder.
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Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
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The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
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I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it - after all, they've already given us tasteless bread.
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Vacation: When you spend thousands of dollars to see what rain looks like in different parts of the world.
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Happiness is contagious. Be a carrier!!
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There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
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Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.
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