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Live your life so that if someone says 'Be yourself' it's good advice.

Robert Orben

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Robert Orben
Age: 96
Born: 1928
Born: March 4
Magician
Writer
the United States of America
Empowerment
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Motivational
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If you can laugh together, you can work together.
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Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.
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I should warn you that underneath these clothes I'm wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them.
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Realists know where they're going. Dreamers have already been there.
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We have enough people who tell it like it is - now we could use a few who tell it like it can be.
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The Playboy Calendar this year has some tiptop models. Any more top and they'd tip.
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A sigh is an amplifier for people who suffer in silence.
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If you can get someone to laugh with you, they will be more willing to identify with you, listen to you. It parts the waters.
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I'm beginning to wonder about my broker. Yesterday I told him to buy a hundred shares of A.T.&T. He said, 'Would you spell that?'
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Happiness is contagious. Be a carrier!!
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All that means is that something devastating can happen to you today or to your family & all you can do is cry about it or panic or just be grief-stricken about it but a year or two from now or maybe ten years from now, or maybe two months or two days, you might be able to see the humor in that problem.
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The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
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I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there's never one around.
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A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace.
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Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.
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Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.
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The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it.
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Did you ever figure to be living in a time when your check is good, but the bank bounces?
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Humor is the most honest of emotions. Applause for a speech can be insincere, but with humor, if the audience doesn't like it there's no faking it.
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