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Live your life so that if someone says 'Be yourself' it's good advice.

Robert Orben

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Robert Orben
Age: 96
Born: 1928
Born: March 4
Magician
Writer
the United States of America
Advice
Motivational
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Someone
Live
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Life
Psychics
Empowerment

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I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.
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Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.
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Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.
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I don't want to say anything about my kids...but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name!
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I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year's Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left.
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They say kids today don't know the value of a dollar. They certainly do know the value of a dollar. That's why they ask for five.
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There are only two kinds of people in this world. The realists and the dreamers. The realists know where they are going and the dreamers have already been there.
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What if the meek inherited the Earth and we had to defend ourselves from Martians?
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Realists know where they're going. Dreamers have already been there.
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Do you realize what would happen if Moses were alive today? He'd go up to Mount Sinai, come back with the Ten Commandments, and spend the next eight years trying to get published.
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There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.
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I'm beginning to wonder about my broker. Yesterday I told him to buy a hundred shares of A.T.&T. He said, 'Would you spell that?'
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To reduce stress, avoid excitement. Spend more time with your spouse.
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Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'
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In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee - or laugh.
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Happiness is contagious. Be a carrier!!
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A sigh is an amplifier for people who suffer in silence.
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If you can laugh together, you can work together.
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I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there's never one around.
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