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Live your life so that if someone says 'Be yourself' it's good advice.

Robert Orben

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Robert Orben
Age: 96
Born: 1928
Born: March 4
Magician
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My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age.
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Economists can certainly disappoint you. One said that the economy would turn up by the last quarter. Well, I'm down to mine and it hasn't.
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The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
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The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss.
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All that means is that something devastating can happen to you today or to your family & all you can do is cry about it or panic or just be grief-stricken about it but a year or two from now or maybe ten years from now, or maybe two months or two days, you might be able to see the humor in that problem.
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Anybody with a good sense of humor is one-up on their competition. We respond to somebody who has the ability to make us laugh. It's a bonding influence.
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I don't want to say anything about my kids...but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name!
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There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
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Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.
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Did you ever figure to be living in a time when your check is good, but the bank bounces?
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To reduce stress, avoid excitement. Spend more time with your spouse.
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With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!
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Did you hear about the woman who sent out 40,000 Valentine Cards doused in perfume and signed, Guess Who? She's a divorce lawyer.
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I'm beginning to wonder about my broker. Yesterday I told him to buy a hundred shares of A.T.&T. He said, 'Would you spell that?'
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What if the meek inherited the Earth and we had to defend ourselves from Martians?
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Wait'll next year! is the favorite cry of baseball fans, football fans, hockey fans, and gardeners.
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A sigh is an amplifier for people who suffer in silence.
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Individuality' is the key to success.
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Do you realize that in the past sixty years, the only foreigners the French have been able to drive out are American tourists?
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To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
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