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Live your life so that if someone says 'Be yourself' it's good advice.

Robert Orben

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Robert Orben
Age: 96
Born: 1928
Born: March 4
Magician
Writer
the United States of America
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Good
Life
Psychics
Empowerment
Advice
Motivational
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Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.
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Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
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There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.
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A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace.
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THe world now has so many problems that if Moses had come down from Mount Sinai today, the two tablets he'd carry would be aspirin.
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All that means is that something devastating can happen to you today or to your family & all you can do is cry about it or panic or just be grief-stricken about it but a year or two from now or maybe ten years from now, or maybe two months or two days, you might be able to see the humor in that problem.
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Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.
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Humor is the most honest of emotions. Applause for a speech can be insincere, but with humor, if the audience doesn't like it there's no faking it.
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We have enough people who tell it like it is - now we could use a few who tell it like it can be.
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I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year's Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left.
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Did you hear about the woman who sent out 40,000 Valentine Cards doused in perfume and signed, Guess Who? She's a divorce lawyer.
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Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.
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