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Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

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Robert Orben
Age: 96
Born: 1928
Born: March 4
Magician
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the United States of America
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If you can get someone to laugh with you, they will be more willing to identify with you, listen to you. It parts the waters.
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My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age.
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If somebody accuses you in a story of being a crook, you can demand that they prove it. But if a comic says it and you protest, people say, 'What's the matter, you can't take a joke?
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It always seems to someone outside the business that it is very difficult to write for a comedy show because it must be done quickly. Actually, it is much easier to write this humor than to do a joke or a show from scratch, because the audience knows the plot. Just mention what is going on and then deliver the punch line.
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A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace.
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Live your life so that if someone says 'Be yourself' it's good advice.
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In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee - or laugh.
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