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Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

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Robert Orben
Age: 96
Born: 1928
Born: March 4
Magician
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the United States of America
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Springtime
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The Playboy Calendar this year has some tiptop models. Any more top and they'd tip.
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The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss.
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Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.
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Nowadays, you cannot be a very Effective political figure without Having a demonstrable sense of humor. People take to it.
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Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
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We have enough people who tell it like it is - now we could use a few who tell it like it can be.
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Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave - but there's no need to be in the passing lane.
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We're supposed to take our problems to a family adviser. Personally, I've never met a family adviser. They're all off somewhere listening to dirty stories.
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Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder.
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They're combining that new fertility drug with a birth control pill for people who don't want triplets.
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Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.
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If somebody accuses you in a story of being a crook, you can demand that they prove it. But if a comic says it and you protest, people say, 'What's the matter, you can't take a joke?
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