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Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

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Robert Orben
Age: 96
Born: 1928
Born: March 4
Magician
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the United States of America
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A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace.
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Do you realize what would happen if Moses were alive today? He'd go up to Mount Sinai, come back with the Ten Commandments, and spend the next eight years trying to get published.
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Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
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I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year's Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left.
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Sociologists say that going to the movies is a bonding experience. It probably has to do with the way you feet stick to the floor.
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Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
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Anybody with a good sense of humor is one-up on their competition. We respond to somebody who has the ability to make us laugh. It's a bonding influence.
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The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss.
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To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
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Do your kids a favor - don't have any.
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Realists know where they're going. Dreamers have already been there.
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Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.
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They say kids today don't know the value of a dollar. They certainly do know the value of a dollar. That's why they ask for five.
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We're supposed to take our problems to a family adviser. Personally, I've never met a family adviser. They're all off somewhere listening to dirty stories.
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I'm beginning to wonder about my broker. Yesterday I told him to buy a hundred shares of A.T.&T. He said, 'Would you spell that?'
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The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
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Humor is the most honest of emotions. Applause for a speech can be insincere, but with humor, if the audience doesn't like it there's no faking it.
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Individuality' is the key to success.
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In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee - or laugh.
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It's amazing how important your job is when you want the day off - and how unimportant it is when you want a raise.
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