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Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

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Robert Orben
Age: 96
Born: 1928
Born: March 4
Magician
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the United States of America
Springtime
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It always seems to someone outside the business that it is very difficult to write for a comedy show because it must be done quickly. Actually, it is much easier to write this humor than to do a joke or a show from scratch, because the audience knows the plot. Just mention what is going on and then deliver the punch line.
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For Father's Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It's appropriate! To them I always smell like a wallet.
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Humor is the most honest of emotions. Applause for a speech can be insincere, but with humor, if the audience doesn't like it there's no faking it.
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If you can laugh together, you can work together.
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Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
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They're combining that new fertility drug with a birth control pill for people who don't want triplets.
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Anybody with a good sense of humor is one-up on their competition. We respond to somebody who has the ability to make us laugh. It's a bonding influence.
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Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.
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Realists know where they're going. Dreamers have already been there.
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Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.
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Wait'll next year! is the favorite cry of baseball fans, football fans, hockey fans, and gardeners.
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It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls.
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Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.
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I don't want to say anything about my kids...but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name!
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Do you realize what would happen if Moses were alive today? He'd go up to Mount Sinai, come back with the Ten Commandments, and spend the next eight years trying to get published.
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Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
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There are only two kinds of people in this world. The realists and the dreamers. The realists know where they are going and the dreamers have already been there.
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Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder.
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Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
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THe world now has so many problems that if Moses had come down from Mount Sinai today, the two tablets he'd carry would be aspirin.
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