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The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.

Robert Orben

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Robert Orben
Age: 96
Born: 1928
Born: March 4
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the United States of America
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Lincoln was known to have walked miles to borrow books, to get the most rudimentary form of education. So what do we do on his birthday? We close the schools!
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Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.
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The Playboy Calendar this year has some tiptop models. Any more top and they'd tip.
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Nowadays, you cannot be a very Effective political figure without Having a demonstrable sense of humor. People take to it.
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A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace.
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Do your kids a favor - don't have any.
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