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If you can laugh together, you can work together.

Robert Orben

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Robert Orben
Age: 96
Born: 1928
Born: March 4
Magician
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the United States of America
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I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
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Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.
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I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.
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The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
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