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Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Robert Orben

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Robert Orben
Age: 96
Born: 1928
Born: March 4
Magician
Writer
the United States of America
Time
Navigator
Navigators
Flies
Humorous
Humor
Funny
Inspirational

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