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Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Robert Orben

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Robert Orben
Age: 96
Born: 1928
Born: March 4
Magician
Writer
the United States of America
Humorous
Humor
Funny
Inspirational
Time
Navigator
Navigators
Flies

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I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there's never one around.
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In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative fight, flee - or laugh.
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To reduce stress, avoid excitement. Spend more time with your spouse.
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Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.
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Wait'll next year! is the favorite cry of baseball fans, football fans, hockey fans, and gardeners.
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Do your kids a favor - don't have any.
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If somebody accuses you in a story of being a crook, you can demand that they prove it. But if a comic says it and you protest, people say, 'What's the matter, you can't take a joke?
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The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it.
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Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
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The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
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