There just isn't any pleasing some people. The trick is to stop trying.

These kids only want to talk about acting method and motivation. in my day all we talked about was screwing and overtime.

I started out to be a sex fiend, but I couldn't pass the physical.

Movies bore me especially my own.

I have two acting styles: with and without a horse.

Every two or three years, I knock off for a while. That way I`m always the new girl in the whorehouse.

I've still got the same attitude I had when I started. I haven't changed anything but my underwear.

Sure I was glad to see John Wayne win the Oscar I'm always glad to see the fat lady win the Cadillac on TV, too.

This is not a tough job. You read a script. If you like the part and the money is O.K., you do it. Then you remember your lines. You show up on time. You do what the director tells you to do. When you finish, you rest and then go on to the next part. That's it.

I kept the same suit for six years and the same dialogue. They just changed the title of the picture and the leading lady.

Listen. I got three expressions: looking left, looking right and looking straight ahead.

How do I keep fit? I lay down a lot.

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I'm just trying to hold my gut in.

Stars today are just masturbation images.