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One pretty woman means fun at the dance. Two pretty women means trouble in the house. Three pretty women means run at the hills.

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Robert Jordan
Age: 58 †
Born: 1948
Born: October 17
Died: 2007
Died: September 16
Author
Military Officer
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Charleston
South Carolina
James Oliver Rigney
Jr.
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Trouble
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House
Running
Hills
Three
Dance
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Sandar came to stand beside him, frowning down at the crumpled High Lord. He does not look so mighty lying there, he said wonderingly. He does not look so much greater than me.
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Only a fool thinks his enemies stand still when he isn't looking, my Lord Dragon.
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You will serve the Cyrstal Throne well. It would be a shame to see you assassinated too early. I will make certain that the first I send after you are newly trained, so that you may stop them with ease. -General Galgan to Mat
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hope is like a piece of string when you’re drowning it just isn’t enough to get you out by itself.
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There was a wild light in his eyes. Bring your lightnings, Aes Sedai. I will dance with them.
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Even a queen stubs her toe, but a wise woman watches the path.
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If you try putting a woman on a horse when she does not want to go, she may put a knife in your ribs.
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If you have a sword, and the Aielman has his bare hands, it is an even fight. If you're good.
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Men! Too blind to see what a stone could see, and too stubborn to be trusted to think for themselves.
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