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One pretty woman means fun at the dance. Two pretty women means trouble in the house. Three pretty women means run at the hills.

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Robert Jordan
Age: 58 †
Born: 1948
Born: October 17
Died: 2007
Died: September 16
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Military Officer
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
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Charleston
South Carolina
James Oliver Rigney
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Hills
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You have to understand, child. Everyone wants someone in their life, someone who cares for them, someone they can care for. Even a queen.
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He came like the wind, like the wind touched everything, and like the wind was gone. -from The Dragon Reborn. By Loial, son of Arent son of Halan, the Fourth Age.
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Two hands. One to destroy, the other to save. Which had he lost?
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The best lie is often one too ridiculous to be taken for a lie.
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There was a wild light in his eyes. Bring your lightnings, Aes Sedai. I will dance with them.
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Men! Too blind to see what a stone could see, and too stubborn to be trusted to think for themselves.
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But men often mistake killing and revenge for justice. They seldom have the stomach for justice.
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I have never known anyone else, Egwene said to him, who will work so hard to avoid hard work, Matrim Cauthon.
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Courage to strengthen, fire to blind, music to daze, iron to bind.
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Young men and fools sometimes bear pain they do not have to as a badge of their pride. Or their foolishness.
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