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One pretty woman means fun at the dance. Two pretty women means trouble in the house. Three pretty women means run at the hills.

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Robert Jordan
Age: 58 †
Born: 1948
Born: October 17
Died: 2007
Died: September 16
Author
Military Officer
Novelist
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Charleston
South Carolina
James Oliver Rigney
Jr.
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Running
Hills
Three
Dance
Two
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