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Weddings seem to be magnets for mishap and for whatever craziness lurks in family closets. In more ways than one, weddings bring out the ding-dong on everybody involved.

Robert Fulghum

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Robert Fulghum
Age: 87
Born: 1937
Born: June 4
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