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A man may take care of a furnace for twenty-five years and still forget to duck his head when he starts going down the cellar stairs.

Robert Benchley

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Robert Benchley
Age: 56 †
Born: 1889
Born: September 15
Died: 1945
Died: November 21
Actor
Humorist
Journalist
Screenwriter
Worcester
Massachusetts
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Stairs
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Starts
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Furnace
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Cellar
Take
Fun
Furnaces
Going
Head
Cellars
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Five
Duck
Men
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Ducks

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