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I used to be an atheist, until I realized I had nothing to shout during blowjobs. Oh Random Chance! Oh Random Chance! just doesn't cut it….
Robert Anton Wilson
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Robert Anton Wilson
Age: 74 †
Born: 1932
Born: January 18
Died: 2007
Died: January 11
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Christianity is alone in thinking that sex is entirely the Devil's business and an offence to God, This is a strange doctrine and almost implies that God and the devil must have collaborated on the creation of humanity, God working above the belly button and the Devil below.
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Every kind of ignorance in the world all results from not realizing that our perceptions are gambles. We believe what we see and then we believe our interpretation of it, we don’t even know we are making an interpretation most of the time. We think this is reality.
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Stupidity is a blockage in the ability to receive, integrate and transmit new signals.
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Every war results from the struggle for markets and spheres of influence, and every war is sold to the public by professional liars and totally sincere religious maniacs, as a Holy Crusade to save God and Goodness from Satan and Evil.
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Ye have locked yerselves up in cages of fear and, behold, do ye now complain that ye lack FREEDOM!
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Obviously, the faster we process information, the more rich and complex our models or glosses - our reality-tunnels - will become.
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The totally convinced and the totally stupid have too much in common for the resemblance to be accidental.
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Having a spine is overrated. If everybody squealed and ran away, there'd be no more wars.
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Accuracy of signal and free flow of information define sanity in my epistemology.
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If you don't laugh at all, you've missed the point. If you only laugh, you've missed your chance from illumination.
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If you want to become a concert pianist, do it every day. You want to be a writer, do it every day. You want to become depressed, think depressing thoughts every day. You want to become an optimist, think a cheerful thought every day. Do it every day.
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A disciple is an asshole looking for a human being to attach itself to.
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If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.
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Following Korzybski, I put things in probabilities, not absolutes... My only originality lies in applying this zetetic attitude outside the hardest of the hard sciences, physics, to softer sciences and then to non-sciences like politics, ideology, jury verdicts and, of course, conspiracy theory.
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Once something becomes discernible, or understandable, we no longer need to repeat it. We can destroy it.
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Reality is what you can get away with.
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Are traditional schools very much like mini-prisons? Do they stifle imagination, cramp the child physically and mentally, and run on various forms of overt or covert terrorism? Of course, the answer is an unambiguous YES.
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Reality is the temporary resultant of continuous struggles between rival gangs of programmers.
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Hippies generally aren't busy with anything except feeling sorry for themselves.
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