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I used to be an atheist, until I realized I had nothing to shout during blowjobs. Oh Random Chance! Oh Random Chance! just doesn't cut it….
Robert Anton Wilson
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Robert Anton Wilson
Age: 74 †
Born: 1932
Born: January 18
Died: 2007
Died: January 11
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I think I got off on the wrong planet. Beam me up Scotty, there's no rational life here.
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The secret to my success has been optimism tempered by anger.
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The border between the Real and the Unreal is not fixed, but just marks the last place where rival gangs of shamans fought each other to a standstill.
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Here's to the good Nuns for telling me what books NOT to read!
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The Western World has been brainwashed by Aristotle for the last 2,500 years. The unconscious, not quite articulate, belief of most Occidentals is that there is one map which adequately represents reality. By sheer good luck, every Occidental thinks he or she has the map that fits. Guerrilla ontology, to me, involves shaking up that certainty.
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part of the humor of living on this backward planet is listening to the hominids rationalize their predations.
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He who lives happiest has forgotten most
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The path up is the path down. The way forward is the way back. The universe inside is outside but the universe outside is inside.
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We live in an age of artificial scarcity, maintained by ignorance and fear.
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You are precisely as big as what you love and precisely as small as what you allow to annoy you.
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Science, incidentally, not only ignores the question of indwelling 'essences' by looking instead at measurable relationships, but science also does not agree that knowledge is obtained through Rothbard's Medieval 'investigation by a reason,' i.e., by inventing definitions and then deducing what your definitions implicitly assumed.
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Certitude is seized by some minds, not because there is any philosophical justification for it, but because such minds have an emotional need for certitude.
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Taxation is robbery based on monopoly of weapons
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Are traditional schools very much like mini-prisons? Do they stifle imagination, cramp the child physically and mentally, and run on various forms of overt or covert terrorism? Of course, the answer is an unambiguous YES.
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I find the universe so staggering that I just don't have any faith in my ability to grasp it.
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The fear of death is the beginning of slavery.
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It is a great privilege to be conscious in this universe. Those who understand, shine like stars.
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Reality is the temporary resultant of continuous struggles between rival gangs of programmers.
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The future is up for grabs. It belongs to any and all who will take the risk and accept the responsibility of consciously creating the future they want.
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If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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