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I think I got off on the wrong planet. Beam me up Scotty, there's no rational life here.
Robert Anton Wilson
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Robert Anton Wilson
Age: 74 †
Born: 1932
Born: January 18
Died: 2007
Died: January 11
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A true initiation never ends.
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Reality is what you can get away with.
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The function of Theology? The recitation of the incomprehensible by the unspeakable to pick the pockets of the unthinking.
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I don't believe anything I write or say. I regard belief as a form of brain damage, the death of intelligence, the fracture of creativity, the atrophy of imagination. I have opinions but no Belief System (B.S.)
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Existence is larger than any model that is not itself the exact size of existence (which has no size).
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Nothing of any importance can be taught. It can only be learned, and with blood and sweat.
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The secret to my success has been optimism tempered by anger.
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...reality is always plural and mutable.
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The easiest way to get brainwashed is to be born.
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You know what family values means, that's hating the same people your grandfather hated.
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Anyone in the United States today who isn't paranoid must be crazy.
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