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When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade.

Rob Thurman

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Rob Thurman
Age: 74
Born: 1950
Born: January 1
Novelist
the United States of America
Robyn Thurman
Life
Hell
Shove
Sure
Lemons
Ever
Ems
Wells
Shine
Might
Shining
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Sun
Giving
Aren
Going
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Lemonade

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