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Funny thing about faith ... it goes a lot faster than it comes.
Rob Thurman
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Rob Thurman
Age: 74
Born: 1950
Born: January 1
Novelist
the United States of America
Robyn Thurman
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When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade.
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Why is it always the world? Why is it never just half a block? Or Jersey? You know, something we could live without?
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You're so very good at that. The temper, the scowl. You must drink shots of testosterone in your morning coffee.
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What're you still doing up? You know all good little ninjas should be in bed, visions of homicidal sugarplums dancing in their heads.
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All I cared was that she had never lied. She was honest in a world just the opposite, and a cool oasis in my life. She was who she said she was, and everything Sophia, my mother, the pathologically manipulative liar, had never been.
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There are a lot of truths in this world. When it rains it pours. It's always darkest before the dawn. He who smelt it dealt it.
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Pooh hater,' I muttered under my breath. 'Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala--why am I even arguing about this with you?
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Home is where the heart is or where you bury the ones you want to eat later.
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People--stupid when they lived potentially stupid when they died.
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Memories - you can't escape them, but you can't let them rule you either.
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Leandros's favorite place had turned out not to be vegetarian, but vegan, which was for people who preferred their suicide slow.
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Lies were like acid, corrosive: They could dissolve trust in a heartbeat.
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We all have our security blankets in this world. Some are just sharper than others.
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They don't have to choose either/or. They can have their cake and mutilate it too.
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I raised another shot. That sound you hear is the heads of moral conservatives spontaneously exploding in the distance.
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