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It looks like garbage, my ass. But trust me, you're lucky it's not full-frontal.
Rob Corddry
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Rob Corddry
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: February 4
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Weymouth
Massachusetts
Robert William Rob Corddry
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My mother was very, very Protestant. I grew up Presbyterian, and I went to church every Sunday until I was 18. I was forced to.
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