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I get all of my comedy from CNN.

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Rob Corddry
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: February 4
Actor
Comedian
Executive Producer
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Television Director
Television Producer
Voice Actor
Weymouth
Massachusetts
Robert William Rob Corddry
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Robert Corddry
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