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If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.
Rob Corddry
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Rob Corddry
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: February 4
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Massachusetts
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If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not The Naked Guy. I don't care.
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I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.
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I have a wife and two daughters people who depend on me. Everything is more important than it was when I was 20. But now I'm like, Eh, I made it this far.
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It looks like garbage, my ass. But trust me, you're lucky it's not full-frontal.
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As a teenager, I was very much a people pleaser and that excludes being adventuresome at all. I was a Boy Scout though and so that's as adventuresome as I got.
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If it's January, I'm dead in three hours. But in June, I'd be hungry, but I'd make it out. I'd find my way without a map or compass. I say that with confidence. I can build a fire without a match.
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Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.
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My mother was very, very Protestant. I grew up Presbyterian, and I went to church every Sunday until I was 18. I was forced to.
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