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Roald Dahl
Age: 74 †
Born: 1916
Born: September 13
Died: 1990
Died: November 23
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Two rights don't equal a left.
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If you are going to get anywhere in life you have to read a lot of books.
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Obscurity is never a virtue.
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I shot down some German planes and I got shot down myself, crashing in a burst of flames and crawling out, getting rescued by brave soldiers.
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Pain was something we were expected to endure. But I doubt very much if you would be entirely happy today if a doctor threw a towel in your face and jumped on you with a knife.
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But there was one other thing that the grown-ups also knew, and it was this: that however small the chance might be of striking lucky, the chance is there. The chance had to be there.
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I never get any protests from children. All you get are giggles of mirth and squirms of delight. I know what children like.
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I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.
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To shipbrokers, coal was black gold.
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A BOOK?! WHAT D'YOU WANNA FLAMING BOOK FOR?...WE'VE GOT A LOVELY TELLY WITH A 12-INCH SCREEN AND NOW YA WANNA BOOK!
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The snozberries taste like snozberries!
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All you do is to look / At a page in this book / Because that's where we always will be. / No book ever ends / When it's full of your friends / The Giraffe and the Pelly and me.
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A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom.
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The reason I collect good ideas is because plots themselves are very difficult indeed to come by.
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Wonka: But, Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted. Charlie: What happened? Wonka: He lived happily ever after.
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We make realities out of our dreams and dreams out of our realities. We are the dreamers of the dream.
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I understand what you're saying, and your comments are valuable, but I'm gonna ignore your advice.
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I began to realize how simple life could be if one had a regular routine to follow with fixed hours, a fixed salary, and very little original thinking to do.
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Then suddenly, he was struck by a powerful but simple little truth, and it was this: that English grammar is governed by rules that are almost mathematical in their strictness!
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Unless you have been to boarding-school when you are very young, it is absolutely impossible to appreciate the delights of living at home.
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