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I'm right and you're wrong, I'm big and you're small, and there's nothing you can do about it.

Roald Dahl

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Roald Dahl
Age: 74 †
Born: 1916
Born: September 13
Died: 1990
Died: November 23
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Wing Commander Roald Dahl
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A girl should think about making herself look attractive so she can get a good husband later on. Looks is more important than books, Miss Hunky... The name is Honey, Miss Honey said. Now look at me, Mrs Wormwood said. Then look at you. You chose books. I chose looks.
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Well not exactly, the father said.Nobody could do that. but it didn't take me long.
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I am the maker of music, the dreamer of dreams!
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My dear young fellow,' the Old-Green-Grasshopper said gently, 'there are a whole lot of things in this world of ours you haven't started wondering about yet.
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A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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I've heard tell that what you imagine sometimes comes true. -Grandpa Joe
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