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I want to have young children although my mother and father are even now young sufficient to just take care of them.

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Rita Rudner
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: September 17
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Voice Actor
Miami
Florida
Care
Take
Children
Even
Sufficient
Although
Father
Mother
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