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Men accept compliments much better than women do. Example: Mitch, you look great. Mitch: Thanks. On the other side: Ruth, you look great. Ruth: I do? Must be the lighting.

Rita Rudner

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Rita Rudner
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: September 17
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