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Most women are introspective: Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled? Most men are outrospective: Did my team win? How's my car?

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Rita Rudner
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: September 17
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Voice Actor
Miami
Florida
Love
Fulfilled
Car
Humor
Team
Winning
Funny
Introspective
Women
Creatively
Men
Emotionally

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Never take candy from strangers.
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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
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I jogged for three miles once. It was the worst three hours of my life.
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Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.
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It takes six months to get into shape and two weeks to get out of shape. Once you know this you can stop being angry about other things in life and only be angry about this.
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I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.
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Men accept compliments much better than women do. Example: Mitch, you look great. Mitch: Thanks. On the other side: Ruth, you look great. Ruth: I do? Must be the lighting.
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Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders' outfits get tighter and briefer, and players' shorts get baggier and longer.
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I'll never understand why people go to movie theaters to have conversations. Going to the movies to talk is like going to a restaurant to cook. The idea is that you have paid your money to have someone do something better than you can do it yourself.
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Be careful of men who are bald and rich the arrogance of rich usually cancels out the nice of bald.
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I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I'm lying.
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Men don't mature. Marry a younger one.
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Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, Never take candy from strangers. And then they dressed me up and said, Go beg for it. I didn't know what to do. I'd knock on people's doors and go, Trick or treat.
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Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother's tasted better the day before.
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There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.
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An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom it just doesn't work.
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All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.
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Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
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My father watched football with the sound off because he lived in fear of hearing the voice of Howard Cosell.
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