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Rita Rudner
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: September 17
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Voice Actor
Miami
Florida
Funny
Together
Men
Humor
Sports
Four
Talk

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Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
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It takes six months to get into shape and two weeks to get out of shape. Once you know this you can stop being angry about other things in life and only be angry about this.
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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
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I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.
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Only men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she's wearing a jumpsuit.
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Wives are people who think it's against the law not to answer the phone when it rings.
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I had the most boring office job in the world...I used to clean the windows on envelopes.
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Los Angeles is a very transient town. It's the only place I know where you can actually rent a dog.
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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
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Be careful of men who are bald and rich the arrogance of rich usually cancels out the nice of bald.
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The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else.
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After you've dated someone it should be legal to stamp them with what's wrong with them so the next person doesn't have to start from scratch.
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I loved my mother very much, but she was not a good cook. Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother's tasted better the day before. In our house Thanksgiving was a time for sorrow.
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There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.
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You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.
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Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
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I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.
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I hate learning through experience. Just once I'd like to learn something because someone was nice enough to tell me in advance.
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Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother's tasted better the day before.
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Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo.
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