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After you've dated someone it should be legal to stamp them with what's wrong with them so the next person doesn't have to start from scratch.

Rita Rudner

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Rita Rudner
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: September 17
Actor
Comedian
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Miami
Florida
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