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Individuality in dressing is not important to men. If they all look alike it means they haven't made a mistake.

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Rita Rudner
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: September 17
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Men don't feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because their clothes all button and zip in the front. Women's dresses usually button and zip in the back. We need men emotionally and sexually, but we also need men to help us get dressed.
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I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.
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I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
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I'll never understand why people go to movie theaters to have conversations. Going to the movies to talk is like going to a restaurant to cook. The idea is that you have paid your money to have someone do something better than you can do it yourself.
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When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When a man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk.
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You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.
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Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.
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Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.
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I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable.
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To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
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My new dress. Do you like it? It's from my favorite designer, On Sale.
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Be careful of men who are bald and rich the arrogance of rich usually cancels out the nice of bald.
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One of my first office jobs was cleaning the windows on brown envelopes.
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Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
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If you like easygoing, monogamous men, stay away from billionaires.
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My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
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