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My father was never very friendly. When I was growing up, I thought the doorbell ringing was a signal to pretend you weren't home.

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Rita Rudner
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: September 17
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Voice Actor
Miami
Florida
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Doorbell
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Ringing
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