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I don't look back. I'm like a shark - I only look forward.

Rita Rudner

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Rita Rudner
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: September 17
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Voice Actor
Miami
Florida
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I'll never understand why people go to movie theaters to have conversations. Going to the movies to talk is like going to a restaurant to cook. The idea is that you have paid your money to have someone do something better than you can do it yourself.
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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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I get so happy when I write a joke. It's a very satisfying, liberating feeling.
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You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.
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I hate learning through experience. Just once I'd like to learn something because someone was nice enough to tell me in advance.
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I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962.
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Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
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When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with first position, second, third.
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I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.
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If your husband has difficulty getting to sleep, the words 'we need to talk about our relationship' may help.
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The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him
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I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
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Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
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When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When a man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk.
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I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.
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Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a lower case l.
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Men accept compliments much better than women do. Example: Mitch, you look great. Mitch: Thanks. On the other side: Ruth, you look great. Ruth: I do? Must be the lighting.
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The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.
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