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Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo.

Rita Rudner

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Rita Rudner
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: September 17
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