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I loved my mother very much, but she was not a good cook. Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother's tasted better the day before. In our house Thanksgiving was a time for sorrow.

Rita Rudner

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Rita Rudner
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: September 17
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Voice Actor
Miami
Florida
House
Culinary
Mother
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Better
Cooks
Much
Cooking
Good
Sorrow
Time
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Tasted
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Turkeys
Food
Thanksgiving

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