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Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

Rita Rudner

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Rita Rudner
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: September 17
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Voice Actor
Miami
Florida
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Barbecue
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Men

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