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The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him

Rita Rudner

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Rita Rudner
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: September 17
Actor
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Miami
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My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
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