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I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.

Rita Rudner

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Rita Rudner
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: September 17
Actor
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