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You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.

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Rita Rudner
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: September 17
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Voice Actor
Miami
Florida
Love
Sweaty
Holding
Keep
Hands
Even

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