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Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.

Rita Rudner

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Rita Rudner
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: September 17
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Voice Actor
Miami
Florida
Commercial
Witty
Beer
Alcohol
Drinking
Humor
Funny
Men

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I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962.
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I loved my mother very much, but she was not a good cook. Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother's tasted better the day before. In our house Thanksgiving was a time for sorrow.
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Most women are introspective: Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled? Most men are outrospective: Did my team win? How's my car?
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My cousin just got married for the totally wrong reasons. She married a man for money. She wasn't real subtle about it. Instead of calling him her fiancé, she kept calling him her financee.
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I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself well, that's not going to happen
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Men don't live well by themselves. They don't even live like people. They live like bears with furniture.
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Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
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The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.
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When four or more men get together, they talk about sports.
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Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
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My parents were glad to see that my new husband looks like a 'regular guy'-no earring or anything. But really I think a man with an earring is better prepared for marriage. I mean, he's already experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.
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Why are women wearing perfumes that smell like flowers to attract men? Men don't like flowers. I have a great idea for a scent that will attract men - how about New Car Interior?
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Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
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Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders' outfits get tighter and briefer, and players' shorts get baggier and longer.
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I jogged for three miles once. It was the worst three hours of my life.
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I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.
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Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.
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When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
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I get so happy when I write a joke. It's a very satisfying, liberating feeling.
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