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Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.

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Rita Rudner
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: September 17
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Voice Actor
Miami
Florida
Beer
Alcohol
Drinking
Humor
Funny
Men
Commercial
Witty

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All men think that they're nice guys. Some of them are not. Contact me for a list of names.
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Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.
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I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again.
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I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.
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Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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I hate learning through experience. Just once I'd like to learn something because someone was nice enough to tell me in advance.
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I just don't get cats. To me, they're a waste of fur.
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I adore being hitched. It's so extraordinary to discover one unique individual you need to irritate for whatever remains of your life.
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I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962.
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Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
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Never take candy from strangers.
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Thirty, I really like you but I still have to see other people.
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If your husband has difficulty getting to sleep, the words 'we need to talk about our relationship' may help.
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I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable.
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Why are women wearing perfumes that smell like flowers to attract men? Men don't like flowers. I have a great idea for a scent that will attract men - how about New Car Interior?
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I want to have young children although my mother and father are even now young sufficient to just take care of them.
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Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
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Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.
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Only men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she's wearing a jumpsuit.
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One of my first office jobs was cleaning the windows on brown envelopes.
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