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I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

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Rita Rudner
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: September 17
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Voice Actor
Miami
Florida
Quit
Muscles
Quitting
Dancing
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Groin
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Ballerina
Dance
Muscle
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Injured

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