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A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

Rita Rudner

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Rita Rudner
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: September 17
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
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Miami
Florida
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