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How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue...and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go?

Rita Rudner

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Rita Rudner
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: September 17
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Voice Actor
Miami
Florida
Come
Sugar
Eggs
Add
Cooking
Food
Flour
Water
Glue
Doe
Culinary
Together
Cake

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