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I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again.

Rita Rudner

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Rita Rudner
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: September 17
Actor
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Film Actor
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Miami
Florida
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