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When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with first position, second, third.

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Rita Rudner
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: September 17
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Voice Actor
Miami
Florida
First
Sudden
Dancer
Third
Thirds
Second
Position
Pirouettes
Start
Basics
Firsts
Grand

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