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My Vegas act is how I make my money.

Rita Rudner

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Rita Rudner
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: September 17
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Voice Actor
Miami
Florida
Money
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Vegas

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I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.
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I don't like when there's too much conversation because I'm shy and it makes me uncomfortable.
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If your husband has difficulty getting to sleep, the words 'we need to talk about our relationship' may help.
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The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.
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Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
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Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, Are we going to have sex again? He said, Yes, but not with each other.
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Wives are people who think it's against the law not to answer the phone when it rings.
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My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
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Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.
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A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
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I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962.
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A saleslady holds up an ugly dress and says, 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?
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I'll never understand why people go to movie theaters to have conversations. Going to the movies to talk is like going to a restaurant to cook. The idea is that you have paid your money to have someone do something better than you can do it yourself.
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No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.
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