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If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good.

Rita Rudner

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Rita Rudner
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: September 17
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Voice Actor
Miami
Florida
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We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.
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My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.
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I loved my mother very much, but she was not a good cook. Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother's tasted better the day before. In our house Thanksgiving was a time for sorrow.
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Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.
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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
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I want to have young children although my mother and father are even now young sufficient to just take care of them.
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If you like easygoing, monogamous men, stay away from billionaires.
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Why are women wearing perfumes that smell like flowers to attract men? Men don't like flowers. I have a great idea for a scent that will attract men - how about New Car Interior?
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Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?
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Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
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There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.
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I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.
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I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.
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Men own basketball teams. Every year cheerleaders' outfits get tighter and briefer, and players' shorts get baggier and longer.
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Going out to eat is expensive. I was out at one restaurant and they didn't have prices on the menu. Just faces with different expressions of horror.
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Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.
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I hate learning through experience. Just once I'd like to learn something because someone was nice enough to tell me in advance.
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Never take candy from strangers.
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Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.
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My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
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