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There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.

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Rita Rudner
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: September 17
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Voice Actor
Miami
Florida
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I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.
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We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.
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A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
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No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.
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Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
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Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.
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I jogged for three miles once. It was the worst three hours of my life.
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Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother's tasted better the day before.
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Only men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she's wearing a jumpsuit.
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My Vegas act is how I make my money.
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I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.
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My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
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My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
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Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
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One of my first office jobs was cleaning the windows on brown envelopes.
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The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.
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Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, Are we going to have sex again? He said, Yes, but not with each other.
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My new dress. Do you like it? It's from my favorite designer, On Sale.
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I just don't get cats. To me, they're a waste of fur.
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Men don't mature. Marry a younger one.
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