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There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.

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Rita Rudner
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: September 17
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Voice Actor
Miami
Florida
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