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There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.

Rita Rudner

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Rita Rudner
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: September 17
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Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.
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Men don't mature. Marry a younger one.
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Wives are people who think it's against the law not to answer the phone when it rings.
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Why are women wearing perfumes that smell like flowers to attract men? Men don't like flowers. I have a great idea for a scent that will attract men - how about New Car Interior?
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If you like easygoing, monogamous men, stay away from billionaires.
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Individuality in dressing is not important to men. If they all look alike it means they haven't made a mistake.
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My cousin just got married for the totally wrong reasons. She married a man for money. She wasn't real subtle about it. Instead of calling him her fiancé, she kept calling him her financee.
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Envy the kangaroo. That pouch setup is extraordinary the baby crawls out of the womb when it is about two inches long, gets into the pouch, and proceeds to mature. I'd have a baby if it would develop in my handbag.
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My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
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You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.
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I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself well, that's not going to happen
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Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.
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How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue...and then you add eggs and sugar and you get cake? Where does the glue go?
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Never take candy from strangers.
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One of my first office jobs was cleaning the windows on brown envelopes.
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My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.
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I suffer from peroxide phobia. Every time I've gotten near a blond woman, something of mine has disappeared. Jobs, boyfriends... one time an angora sweater leaped right off my body.
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Men don't live well by themselves. They don't even live like people. They live like bears with furniture.
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I had the most boring office job in the world...I used to clean the windows on envelopes.
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I jogged for three miles once. It was the worst three hours of my life.
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