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Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

Rita Rudner

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Rita Rudner
Age: 71
Born: 1953
Born: September 17
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Voice Actor
Miami
Florida
Lose
Someday
Respect
Saving
Loses
Investment
Humanity
Inspiring
Rich
Dignity
Funny
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Money
Wealth
People
Stupid
Savings

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